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Dawn Stacey M.Ed, LMHC

Santa Gets Around...

By December 19, 2013

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For one night a year, for 24 short hours, Santa parties all night. While Mrs. Claus is back at home watching the elves, Santa is cavorting from city to city, sneaking into the houses of thousands of beautiful women. With his loaded "sack" of surprises, Santa goes from house to house, leaving his goodies behind... sexy lingerie, satin pajamas, or 5-inch heels. He is discreet, but there are times we get a glimpse of his playboy ways.

At the mall, there are hundreds of kids wanting to talk to Santa, and with each little boy or girl, there is a mother giving Santa that "come hither" look... dreaming about her own gift from Santa. Farther back in line, a group of young coeds from the nearby college wait to take a seat on Santa's lap letting him know just how good they have been all year. With all his playing the field, we can only hope that Santa  is smart and uses condoms each and every time he comes down the chimney...pardon the pun.

Santa if you're listening...or reading...here is some helpful information to keep you and your female followers safe.  And remember...always wrap your gift...each and every time!

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